Tuesday, April 15, 2008

" THE WASHINGTONIAN DICTIONARY "

One thing we can count on Washington to do, and do rather well, is waste our Tax Dollars along with the blood of our children, in the pursuit of monetary gain by greedy Corporations. Another thing they seem to be good at is explaining the reasons why this is so important for your safety. But being that we the citizens are regarded as bumbling idiot uneducated consumers they have decided to make it simple, for the simple masses, to understand.....ergo - "THE WASHINGTONIAN DICTIONARY"
I have obtained a paper-back version that is incomplete and need your help to fill in the blanks. Here is what I have:

1. Shock & Awe - The presentation of American Corporate Wealth's insatiable greed along with complete indifference to how many lives it takes to "Get More"
2. The Surge - An attempt to prolong a failed policy and maintain the flow of tax dollars and lives into the coffers of Big Oil.
3. The Awakening - A reworking of the term, The Surge, but adding pay offs to the enemy to stop them from killing us.
4. The Sons of IRAQ - This one seems to have been stolen from OUR History, "Sons of Liberty" but never mind, who will notice anyway? It just sounds patriotic!
5. Fault Lines - Use to be called, " The Front Lines". But since the enemy has us surrounded, I guess the term is as good as another.

OK... Help me out here folks! Any others you can think of or a different interpretation of my version?

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